When I was younger, maybe about nine or ten, I absolutely loved cats! All animals really at that point. Now that I am older and I live with someone else that has a cat, I am realizing how much I DON'T LIKE CATS. So, to help everyone else understand why I feel this way, I will be jotting down a few reasons:- They poop in the house and your entire house will smell like cat poop.
- They shed their fur on EVERYTHING. Even in your food.
- They scratch anything they can, especially the brand new office chair you just bought.
- They think they're always hungry and act like they're starving every time you walk into the kitchen, even though their food bowl is overflowing.
- All night long they will meow at your bedroom door to wake you up, but when you open the door they run away hissing at you.
- They don't understand a single word that comes out of your mouth. Especially the word 'no'.
- They try attacking anything that moves like the bottoms of your pajama pants as you walk past them.
These are only some of the reasons I don't like cats. There are reasons I don't like some other animals, as well. I'm not biased against cats, just happens to be the topic of this very early Saturday morning. =)
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