OLD FB Quotes

01/27/10 - Twelve out of four people are rapists.
02/06/10 - That's ridiculous! Nobody grows up in Florida, unless they're an orange!
03/06/10 - STOP BEING A WHINY BITCH! <3

04/05/10 - i cant stand wiggers and people who try to text me "yo wat up itz mi dat guy ya no"... are you dumb????

More to come....(this takes way too long to look through every post I ever made.)

Strongest

My days are long, and my sleep is short. I wake up early, usually an average of 7am on most days, and I go to bed late, also I'd say maybe an average of 11pm. I am getting enough hours of sleep, the full eight as most people would say, so that isn't a problem. I go to school five days a week, Monday through Friday, and I also work. The last month I was working about five days a week, but now that I've moved over to Villagio I'll only be working about three to four days a week, giving me slightly more free time. And when I say free time I mean time to do homework. I'm constantly at a running pace and am really looking forward to summer. Although, I really wanted to have summer classes so I could knock a few out of the way, it will be a nice change of pace. I really want to be able to spend more time with Tyson, family, and friends. I'm actually kicking off summer starting May 31st by flying to Colorado for my first vacation with my bestie Jordan. Should be fun times! Now it's time to finish my Macroeconomics project about current events and my Business Law paper arguing both sides on whether to keep 'Under God' in the pledge of allegiance or not by noon before going to work tonight 3p-1130p. Go me!

*Only the strongest will survive*

Backwards Natural Selection

People/the human species in general never cease(s) to amaze me with their stupidity. Whether it's grammar, nutrition, health, or basic knowledge about anything I just can't believe the things that come out of people's mouths sometimes. No wonder this country is going down the toilet. There's an entire generation born after 1990 that can't seem to spell the word "and" correctly. There have been countless occasions where I've been in class and someone raises their hand, only to have a question (using the word 'question' to describe what I hear you say is, in itself, questionable) that isn't even in the form of a complete sentence. It's like listening to a mentally retarded person talk about Business Law or Macroeconomics. Here's an example of a question I heard in class the other day: "In 1789, like, why didn't they just use the, like, train, or like something?"....1) Why are you saying 'like' so much? 2) THERE WERE NO TRANSPORTATION TRAINS IN 1789! The train, as a means of transportation, was invented in 1822 by George Stephenson. 3) How the hell did you get into college, let alone graduate high school? 4) How could anyone possibly employ you? If I were to even need the services of the establishment where you work, and I had to listen to you say ANYTHING, I would laugh, walk away, and find someone competent.

Unfortunately I don't have time to finish this rant, I need to get ready for work. The more you know!

04/26/12

Me: "You better not smoke! I'll find out and rip your teeth out!"
Joey: "Yeah you would. Girl's do better research than the FBI."

04/27/12 Quote

Lying in bed about to fall asleep..

Me: "It's Friday night, so boring.."
Tyson (half asleep): "And now you can see!"
Me: *weird look*
Tyson: "What?!"
Me: "What are you talking about?!?"

*both of us laughing*

A Love Letter

I don't know how I can eat oatmeal every single morning and never get tired of it. Just plain oats, water, and sometimes a teaspoon of honey. So delicious! With cereal you have to wonder if the milk is still good, and then you're spending $5 on a box that only gets you maybe 5 bowls of cereal. Oatmeal is $1.42 and last me weeks, if not months. It's always filling, is probably one of the only things that can hold me over through my morning classes, and it's good for you! It provides your body with fiber, carbohydrates, and tells your body that you're awake and to start metabolizing! Thanks oatmeal, you're the best.

Love, Tiffany

4/23/12 Quote

On AIM:

Me: "*high fives*"
Jordan: "I want to eat a baby right now."