SEX

When it comes to sex, I believe that some people can be somewhat, if not a lot, judgmental. We are all human and humans can have a variety of sexual wants, needs, and limitations. It's in our nature to have sex whether it be with one person the rest of our lives or a variety of people, it's all natural. We do what we feel is right and not society nor our parents nor our friends or family can tell us what that is. Although, there can be some people who are mentally ill that have the wrong ideas about sex, the rest of us don't need to be persecuted.

Kittahs Suck!

When I was younger, maybe about nine or ten, I absolutely loved cats! All animals really at that point. Now that I am older and I live with someone else that has a cat, I am realizing how much I DON'T LIKE CATS. So, to help everyone else understand why I feel this way, I will be jotting down a few reasons:

• They poop in the house and your entire house will smell like cat poop.
• They shed their fur on EVERYTHING. Even in your food.
• They scratch anything they can, especially the brand new office chair you just bought.
• They think they're always hungry and act like they're starving every time you walk into the kitchen, even though their food bowl is overflowing.
• All night long they will meow at your bedroom door to wake you up, but when you open the door they run away hissing at you.
• They don't understand a single word that comes out of your mouth. Especially the word 'no'.
• They try attacking anything that moves like the bottoms of your pajama pants as you walk past them.

These are only some of the reasons I don't like cats. There are reasons I don't like some other animals, as well. I'm not biased against cats, just happens to be the topic of this very early Saturday morning. =)

Fatties

Maybe if you stop drinking your sodas and eating your fast food you wouldn't be so obese. Try eating a vegetable, fruit, or even taking a short walk around the house (because you're lazy) and you might lose some of that orange fatty substance under the rolls upon rolls that you have.

TIFFTIA

Six months ago, April 21st to be exact, I ordered a custom license plate from the DMV that they said would only take about twelve weeks (three months) to be delivered to the DMV office of my choice. I chose the Napa office and have been waiting ever since for a notification that my plates have arrived. Finally being fed up with the DMV's incapabilities and waiting an entire six months for a sign that they have my plates, I called the 1-800 number and spoke to someone at the main office. She then realised it had been six months, called the Napa DMV, and found out that they do have my plates but for some reason I was never notified. She couldn't tell me how long they have had them for but she did set me up an appointment on Monday at 9am to pick them up. I bought my new car in July and have waited almost four months, not having any plates, for this day to finally come! Now everyone will see me coming.

Life's Too Short

Yesterday I had a wonderful time at my sister's Halloween Party. My mom, brother, cousin and I all drove up there which only took us about an hour and a half. Once we got there we saw all of the delicious snacks that she had set up for us. There were salamis, cheeses, tons of drinks to order, and a candy bar! I was dressed as a sexy nurse, mom was a vampire, cousin was a firefighter, brother was an athlete, sister was Tinkerbell, nephew was Peter Pan, and brother was an alligator. We all looked so wonderful!

Square Spaghetti

Tomorrow I will be getting up early to get my hair done by the beautifully pregnant Lettecia Marie. She always does her hair so cute and her makeup is perfect. I just can't wait for her to touch my hair, it'll make me fall asleep. After my hair and makeup are done, I'll be coming back to the apartment and putting on my full costume. At about 10:00am Jordan and I will be leaving to go to the airport where I will be dropping him off before his flight to Colorado. After I cry my heart out because I won't see him for a week and a half, I'll be driving down to Napa to pick up my mom, brother, and cousin hopefully. We'll be driving to my sister's house for her Halloween party where there will be tons of food, and drinks, and partying!!! Gunna be a fun Saturday with the family. Can't wait to see everyone. =)

My Favorite Cliches

I was in the shower this morning, at 6:00am, and was thinking about all of the cliche things I love saying all of the time. Now I would like to share just a few of my favorites with you!! Here we go (not in any specific order):

• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
• Patience is a virtue.
• Don't judge a book by it's cover.
• Another day, another dollar.

These are just some of the many that I am constantly using. The best part is how mad some people (aka Colin) get when I say them. =)