3/6/12 Quote

"Vaginas don't eat lollipops, they eat dicks!" ~ 10p.m.

Tiffany Quotes

So, according to Jordan and Tyson I say some pretty crazy, funny, and ridiculous things. On more than one occasion they have mentioned documenting these things for other people to read. I think my plan is to try to come up with a quote everyday or as frequent as possible. Here we go!

Stressed

I will be officially flying out to New Hampshire a week from tomorrow. The last couple of weeks have been me packing boxes to move, figuring out whether or not I will transfer for work, and making lists so I don't forget anything on my trip. I have today and the next two days off from work to buy some last minute things and try to relax a little before next week. Monday and Tuesday are my last days at work. Wednesday through Friday I will be packing and moving more boxes from Sacramento to Napa. I plan on having 90% of my clothing, etc. moved out by Thursday next week. The only things I want to leave at the apartment until I come back are my mattress, dresser, and bookshelf because I may need a truck/Uhaul. Friday will be the big preparation day! I will have to make sure everything is packed in my luggage, triple checking my lists at the same time. Might go to bed around 8 that night because I'll have to be up at 4a.m. Saturday morning in order to be at the airport at 5:30a.m. Everything leading up to this trip has gone so much more smooth than it did last year. My last trip, that I never completed, was just an absolute mess leading up to and during the day of my flight. This time the money is in order, the circumstances are in order, and my feelings toward Colin are much stronger than they've ever been, and I hope they don't ever change. During my stay in NH, MA, and ME I will hope to take tons of pictures and blog as much as possible, if I'll have any free time! Phew, that was a lot of typing. To be continued...

Creep Like 'Em

Trust, what every relationship thrives on. Without trust you can have jealousy, anger, envy, and even infidelity. It all starts with one tiny little lie or the "forgot to tell you" and ends up being a slew of bottled-up emotions and suspicions that never get resolved. If you're in a committed, monogamous relationship and you're doing something you shouldn't, then you should either end the relationship or be honest with your partner and let them decide whether you're worth their time or not. If you're a known cheater, just don't start a relationship at all until you seek help for whatever deep, emotional problem that you have. Everyone deserves to receive the same amount of trust that they give. There are many things that combine to make a loving relationship but, to me, one of the most important is trust.

Winter Again

It's already December and I can't believe how fast time has flown by! I have decided to move back home so that I can go back to school and save some money by not having to pay $350 in rent alone, not including gas, groceries, and supplies for the apartment. My last day at work is exactly one month from today, January 3rd, 2012. In four days I will be registering for my classes, hoping to take about 15-18 units. I should only have about two semester left until I finish my A.S. in Real Estate. The next year for me is going to be very busy, exciting, and fun. I can't wait to not work as much and have some free time for family and friends. Woo 2012 will be amazing!

SEX

When it comes to sex, I believe that some people can be somewhat, if not a lot, judgmental. We are all human and humans can have a variety of sexual wants, needs, and limitations. It's in our nature to have sex whether it be with one person the rest of our lives or a variety of people, it's all natural. We do what we feel is right and not society nor our parents nor our friends or family can tell us what that is. Although, there can be some people who are mentally ill that have the wrong ideas about sex, the rest of us don't need to be persecuted.

Kittahs Suck!

When I was younger, maybe about nine or ten, I absolutely loved cats! All animals really at that point. Now that I am older and I live with someone else that has a cat, I am realizing how much I DON'T LIKE CATS. So, to help everyone else understand why I feel this way, I will be jotting down a few reasons:

• They poop in the house and your entire house will smell like cat poop.
• They shed their fur on EVERYTHING. Even in your food.
• They scratch anything they can, especially the brand new office chair you just bought.
• They think they're always hungry and act like they're starving every time you walk into the kitchen, even though their food bowl is overflowing.
• All night long they will meow at your bedroom door to wake you up, but when you open the door they run away hissing at you.
• They don't understand a single word that comes out of your mouth. Especially the word 'no'.
• They try attacking anything that moves like the bottoms of your pajama pants as you walk past them.

These are only some of the reasons I don't like cats. There are reasons I don't like some other animals, as well. I'm not biased against cats, just happens to be the topic of this very early Saturday morning. =)