First Day of the Rest of My Life!!!: April 2012

Saturday, April 28, 2012

04/26/12

Me: "You better not smoke! I'll find out and rip your teeth out!"
Joey: "Yeah you would. Girl's do better research than the FBI."

Lying in bed about to fall asleep..

Me: "It's Friday night, so boring.."
Tyson (half asleep): "And now you can see!"
Me: *weird look*
Tyson: "What?!"
Me: "What are you talking about?!?"

*both of us laughing*

Thursday, April 26, 2012

A Love Letter

I don't know how I can eat oatmeal every single morning and never get tired of it. Just plain oats, water, and sometimes a teaspoon of honey. So delicious! With cereal you have to wonder if the milk is still good, and then you're spending $5 on a box that only gets you maybe 5 bowls of cereal. Oatmeal is $1.42 and last me weeks, if not months. It's always filling, is probably one of the only things that can hold me over through my morning classes, and it's good for you! It provides your body with fiber, carbohydrates, and tells your body that you're awake and to start metabolizing! Thanks oatmeal, you're the best.

Love, Tiffany

Monday, April 23, 2012

4/23/12 Quote

On AIM:

Me: "*high fives*"
Jordan: "I want to eat a baby right now."

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

4/18/12 Quote

Mom quote referencing The Lucky One:

"I already know whats gunna happen! They get together, he loses her picture, they break up... and then one of them dies!"

hahaha

Underestimated Exaggeration

I had a dream...

I was working in a coffee shop in an airport somewhere futuristic. My sister and her husband were waiting at the rocket launch site for me to get off of work and join them on their trip to the Bahamas. I finish work and realize I need to grab something from my other shop, a sexy shoe store downtown. I jump in the air travel tube and shoot over there, for some reason I'm dressed like a hooker. I grab what I needed and shoot back over to the coffee shop. A man comes in, waving a knife at the baristas. In a courageous act, I try grabbing the knife and it slices my hand. The man stabs me in the chest and I start bleeding out.

*End Scene*

Next I wake up, in a gray looking pant-suit, lying on what seems like a table. There are people all around me. I can hear them but I can't see their faces. I began to realize this was my funeral.