3/27/12 Quote

While out to dinner at Reddwood in Yountville...

"You used to carry a knife with you?!" - Tyson
"Of course! I'm beautiful!" - Me

3/8/12 Quote #2

"You have a tumor... It's me!!!" ~ 9:15p.m.

3/8/12 Quote

"Classy Mom, picking your teeth with the straw from your Slurpee." ~ 3:15p.m.

3/7/12 Quote

"You taste like what a cat smells like." ~ 10p.m.

3/6/12 Quote

"Vaginas don't eat lollipops, they eat dicks!" ~ 10p.m.

Tiffany Quotes

So, according to Jordan and Tyson I say some pretty crazy, funny, and ridiculous things. On more than one occasion they have mentioned documenting these things for other people to read. I think my plan is to try to come up with a quote everyday or as frequent as possible. Here we go!